ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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