Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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