I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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