The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
