Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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