that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
And the cops told us we were all naked.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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