Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
