There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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