Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
