I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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