let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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