Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
