if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
