so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
