Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i love accidental penises.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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