Having a random hookup so left but love u
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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