It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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