well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
tell me about the eggs
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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