Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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