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You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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