a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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