I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Randomize