He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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