Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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