No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
