Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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