He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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