I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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