Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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