Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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