Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just pee around me
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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