i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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