Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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