People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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