U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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