To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
