dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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