I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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