I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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