SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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