Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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