If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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