dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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