THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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