good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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