I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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