normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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