if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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