they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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