Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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