AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I love you.
Bad choice
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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