You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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