i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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