yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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