Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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