im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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