First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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