This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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